Squirrel Killers

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1
i wonder if this idea would work for other annoying species?

tonight, at rush hour, i'm going to put some soda and an x-box out in the street, along with a stack of 'glee' and 'walking dead' dvds. and some flattened squirrels.

betcha i'll be able to catch me some sloppy-bitch humans to put in my bucket.
2
I am relatively sure that the squirrels WANT to die, as evidenced by their generally suicidal behavior when confronted with moving vehicles.

That said, I would also like to know what these people are doing with the corpses.
3
Are they accepting new clients?
4
That's messed up, what, are we in Appalachia? What's next, chicken fuckers? Good grief
5
"Squirrel killing chicken fuckers", next on Discovery channel
6
You'd think they'd want to fuck the mammal at least, but no...

I'm sorry but cloacas just ain't right.
7
I'm guessing an aspiring foodie saw the episode of No Reservations where Bourdain goes to the Ozarks and tries squirrel meat...
8
You are a terrible excuse for a human being. I hope you get mangled by a car.
9
This is so twisted and creepy. Are these adults or kids/teenagers?? Seriously. Psycho behavior.
10
I can see why you wouldn't want to wear pants during this whole thing.
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IA, when i decide it's YOUR business to know what it is I do with MY dead squirrels, i will surely make an official announcement. Until then, toss off.