I would like to thank all those racist, homophobic, and generally backwards-thinking Facebook "friends" for unfriending me since the election. Seriously, thanks. I hope someday they invent a time machine so you can all go back to the 50's where you, your political beliefs and thinly-veiled bigotry belong.
Sorry, The Black Guy Won...Again
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