Dollar Rentassholes

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1
Yeah, fuck Dollar Rental for not policing up the shit you left on their property and returning it to you post-haste. Seriously, if you rented a car that means you are at least 25 years old, making you grown up enough to remember your belongings. But no, its way easier to blame a faceless customer service rep for your fuck-up.
2
"I left my stupid fucking camera in my rental car, and all I have to show for it is my stupid fucking camera."

Stupid fucking complaint.
3
I'm so sorry that Dollar Rental didn't treat you like they were a helicopter mom and you were their pathetic fucking child that still pisses his pants in 6th grade.
4
Jesus God man, you got your fucking camera back! What more do you want? Just be happy about how incredibly lucky you are for that simple fact.
5
I would be happier to have the card with the images on them, than to even get the camera back.
6
All of those memories of what you ate... gone. Never to be shared with Instagram. Very sad indeed.
7
This is kind of like "The Hangover" only even more stupider.
8
Rent-a-asshole. Rentasshole is your a landlord.
9
*Rent-an-asshole
10
You seem a bit unclear on what "philanthropic" (and, for that matter, "urchin") means.
11
Ah I see the first three commenters work for Dollar Rental! As for rich bachelor, the poor bastard doesn't even know what sarcasm is.