The Worst

Comments

1
You're a chump.
2
Obviously, you don't want it to come to that. Just go grab your shit the same way it was snatched from you, pay whatever you think is your fair share of the gas, and from now on, as soon as you sit down in a dive, first thing, just say: 'separate checks'.
3
Obviously, you are destined to be this person's friend for life. It is part of your journey; just consider these little inequities a "buddy tax".
5
If you keep finding fault with all of your friends, eventually you don't have any friends left.

"The faults of our brothers we write upon the sands, their virtues upon the tablets of love and memory." --The Elks