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Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Get the Fuck Out of my Way
Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Nov 21, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Thanksgiving shopping is done. It took me a few but I got all my needed things and got the fuck out.
You people shopping who treat buying eggs like your buying your next home are fucking nuts. They are EGGS for fuck sake. Do you really have to block an entire aisle with your cart as you read the sides of all cartons like its the new release shelf???
You goddamn fertility challenged fuck trophy generator with the great notion to bring the half vacant double wide stoller to the smallest store on the busiest day? Hooray for you and your "race for the cure" shirt.
To the asshole hipster tour guide who decided show his 5 relatives from Needledick North Dakota, where the almond milk selection lives. Fuckyou!
Hey shitheel with iPhone whilst shopping, might want to look up every few steps....oh I'm sorry. Excuse me! Sorry about that.
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