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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Stop Jerking Off in My Yard!

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Nov 25, 2012 at 5:07 PM

Ok, I get it. You're homeless and you have to pee. That's cool. But the minute you start grunting and rubbing your penis with great vigor, that's when I call the cops

DON'T JERK OFF IN MY YARD.

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