Just wanted to send out a heartfelt holiday FUCK OFF AND DIE to all of you greedy ticket scalpers! Rather than making money off of someone else's creativity why don't you get a job you miserable pricks. I sent off 17 emails responding to Craigslist Lumineers tix ad's and couldn't find one decent human who wanted to help a TRUE fan out.
For the holidays I hope your significant others bring you home STD's, the white dove of peace blesses you with bird flu, and finally while your laid up in the infirmary for the remainder of the holidays the grim reaper comes for your sorry asses!
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