Comin' Clean...

Comments

1
Did she try and get you to "stay"?
2
Ugh I dated a girl very much like this (not quite as extreme though) and while it wasn't the main reason I left her it was absolutely a huge part of it, and like you I didn't bring it up because she loved that dog more than anything & criticizing her for it would've gutted her.
3
Fuck that shit dude. Fuck that.
4
Try to be a little more "Alpha" in your next relationship.
5
I think being "Alpha", meaning competing, with the dog was part of the IA's point. Having to compete with a dog would be pretty humiliating. The image the IA's last sentence created was pretty funny, though.
6
Crazy ass DOG people, ugh. They're nearly as awful as BREEDERS!
10
At least you figured out the two of you weren't meant to be together before she started popping out puppies.
11
If you gave cunnilingus as well as that dog does you never would have had this problem.
12
When did she have you neutered?
13
I guess my only question is who....who .....WHO LET THE DOGS OUT..WHOOF WHOOF!
14
Dog in the bed = deal breaker.