A Fool Lucks Out

Comments

1
If you were so not "with it" enough to pull your ass off the street... how in the hell do you remember what happened?
2
Your astounding show of idiocy makes you one of Darwin's hunted. Run rabbit run.
3
This should be a lesson to you. Make sure to have at least two phones with you at all times.
4
Rehab?
5
vasectomy?
6
“I, Anonymous The drunken Thank You Card"

This has not been approved by management.
7
Definitely wasn't the owner of a Volvo. Those drivers are known for not being good about things like that.....
8
Sooo... you were just randomly lying in the middle of some street for no reason at all. O k.