I was so stoked to find out, upon my arrival home from helping some friends out that my bike was no longer there. Thank you ever so much for stealing my main mode of transportation. Right before Christmas too! How the shit do you suppose I'll spend time with my beloved family now?! I hope you get cancer in your genitals. I hope for whatever reason you decided my bike was worth it, I hope your child, or whom ever may receive my bike for Christmas get's hit by a Mack Truck you low life piece of shit.
Dearest Bike Thief
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