You are the one who got arrested for kiddie porn. Who called me up to stand your bail and I said-no. I remembered you looking through the door at your nine year old niece while she showered, but when I asked you you said you were just getting a towel. Now I know why that did not seem right. The divorce will be through soon. Don't call me. Again. Ever.
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