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Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig's <i>Mistress America</i> Is Cleverly Self-Critical


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Saturday, December 29, 2012

FIFTY SHADES of Waiting Forever

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Dec 29, 2012 at 5:15 PM

Dear Gregory Heights Library Large Print Reader—I'm calling you out! Your copy of FIFTY SHADES FREE was due twenty days ago and yet you have not turned it in. You're holding up the line! I chose large print because I thought it would be quicker but you're screwing that up for me. Read it, beat yourself off, and then turn it back in.

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