FIFTY SHADES of Waiting Forever

Comments

1
for the sake of literature, please gouge your eyes out.
2
Nothing more frustrating than waiting for a library book to be returned. But if you're waiting for a soft porn equivalent of a video to be dropped off at the library on time, you should just go to the nearest book shop and purchase fifty shades of grey.
3
Wow, a valid I,A.

Valid, and pathetic.
4
Oh my fucking god, i must be the only person on Earth who has NOT fallen under the spell of this grossly overrated paperback! jesus, people!
5
While I have no interest in the book in question, I find this to be a very amusing rant. More of this, please!
6
Watch porn on your computer. It's free, there are no wait times AND it's less vapid than the book you are waiting for.