To the girl who left me a giftbag of goodies on my steps while I was out of town during the Holidays, thank you so much!! I had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles zip-up case listed on Craigslist. You wanted it for your friend but were on a budget. I let you have it anonymously, as I left it on my porch for you to pick up while i was away. I never expected anything in return, but a giant hamburger eraser, unicorn literature, Northern Lights stained glass art (I happen to be from Alaska), and romance novel coaster made my day big time. You are wonderful and restored my faith in humanity.
Ninja Turtles, Hamburgers and Unicorns
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