just put her black and white spotted ass down yesterday because she couldn't walk anymore. Finally. After 16 years of chewed up boots and messes and general disobedience.
We tried to find your sorry ass back in the day. No internet then really so we put up flyers and paid money (starting a long trail of doggy bills) for a classified in case you really didn't just let your skinny little dog out of the car in council crest park and drive away, probably giggling.
I'm not a dog person but there i was stuck with a dog and not a particularly awesome one either. And now i'm sad as hell at seeing it get old over the years and never really trusting me because of you.
Anyway I gave it the best home i could instead of just dumping it at the pound. Just like you wanted. Thanks jerk.
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