Your Girl Wants Me

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1
"Otherwise, I don't just dont know and that's probably the aspergers."

Indeed.
2
Guys with tiny dicks still refer to themselves as asexual to explain their intimacy issues? Thanks for the update!
4
lol "I can haz lies and hatred".
5
Does this mean you won't jerk off with me in my hotel room?
6
Calling sex "it": a clear sign that the author is definitely not in junior high.
7
I am sure the "ladies" are relieved to know this
8
i hope your friends know to hide the hand lotion and vacuum cleaners when you come over.
9
Clifford???
10
Bullshit, they want ME.
11
Is this a riddle? Like, What always runs and never gets where it's going?

Ok, I'll try.... You're a neutered kitten. I think that fits.