But you have been the subject of many x-rated dreams. Knowing that you will be intown soon, makes my heart skip a beat. You are such an incredible woman and talented. Its just too bad you're idea of what is music, is so off. Well, if when yer here and need somebody to show you around town, give me a shout. Oh, who am I, well nobody special. Old punker from the good ole days. Lets get drunk and sing some Motorhead songs, k.
Lady GaGa, Your Music is Terrible!
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