Me and Your Mom

Comments

1
You capitalize karaoke and not Homeland? It's like you're fucking your friend's mom or something...
2
i think your friend kicking your ass for loving Homeland is completely valid...

as far as your fucking his mom goes, meh.
3
look at you!! Thank you for doing your part, dealing with mental health. Cougars need love too.

He's totally going to kick your ass... BUT, 7 minutes is worth it. You go into that shit like your an MMA fighter b! Strong like bull!
4
omg!!! My mom totally loves singing karaoke down at the Alib.........WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! >:O
5
It's all fun and games now, but after she loses your ass to "Big Alice" in a Mahjong game, you're gonna be crying (and very, very sore).
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Hot.
7
ew, saggy bewbz
8
I keep my boob bucket list in my binder of full women, where do you keep yours?
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I love fucking people's mothers.