dear, entitled, white, hippie dreadlock’d fuckface at the bar last night: fuck you.
i don’t like dead animal ornaments either but i’m not gonna ask the proprietor to take them all down JUST FOR ME. it’s much easier to ignore them, enjoy my drink and just have a good time with my friends. do you know where you are? you’re gonna see some dead animals in Oregon, you fucking shithead. there weren’t even that many!
if it really bothers you THAT much you know what you can do? go to one of the other thousands of bars in Portland. IDIOT. i hope you choke on your next granola bar. are you even vegan? because i am and you’re probably not, douche bag.
the world is a big fucking place and it doesn’t have to change just for you.
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