I Hope You Choke on Some Granola

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Reason 8,305,749 that White people should never have dreadlocks.
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Bar owner should've kicked him out.
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I hope the bartender gave them some suitable response. Like "go fuck yourself."

"you’re gonna see some dead animals in Oregon"

Because other people who just moved here think that we all hang dead animals on our walls, and then they open bars.
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ARE YOU EVEN VEGAN? Win.
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Let's shuttle that dreadlock'd gent to the Safari Club in Estacada. I'm certain that they'll listen to reason...
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Whoa... I agree with onlysane and arenit. There's a first.

However, he should have been kicked out specifically for the dread locks. That is enough.
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Stop riding my dick, troll.
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Did he have a toothpick in his mouth?
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"Are you even vegan?" is the PETA equivalent of "Do you even lift?"
10
Bars suck. Why don't you people do something with your lives?
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Arenit, as I've been trying to explain, nobody has any interest in your dick.