City Shit

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Thanks for the awesome life lessons 'n' stuff. Being a really good friend and family member doesn't seem like much to sneeze at, but go ahead, tell me what you've "DONE" that makes you somebody to all the strangers in this place? Where do you get off, exactly?
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There's a prius in my neighborhood that has the sticker that says "...and what have YOU done?" This reminds me of that, and it makes me angry.
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Fuck your kale, too, while you're at it.
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....and that's the news from opposite, bizarro world.
5
These letters are so dumb lately.
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You know who really appreciates you going to a restaurant and telling everyone about it before and afterwards? ALL of the people who work in said restaurant. By supporting local businesses, you are supporting and paying the wages of people who live in this city some of whom are surely lonely, disturbed, addicted, and sad. Hell, I'm lonely, disturbed, addicted, and sad, isn't everybody in the winter here? What have you DONE for me?
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Thank you Shit City!
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Hipster mother fuckers. The midwest is calling you back.
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There's nothing people love more than being told who constitutes the "real city." Keep on doing that, by all means.
10
Are you even vegan?
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I would say that knowing streets and directions is most certainly worth two nickles in a clammy palm!