Ooooh, White Gurrrl... Work Those Triangles!

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Catty!
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I'll save jamdox the trouble:
Are you even vegan?
Do you have a toothpick in your mouth?
Humor on the internet: the more times you say something, the funnier it gets!
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Thanks, G!
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Sound's dizzying. Blech!
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Thanks, G!
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There's this short, chunky, huge titty chick who wears a pendelton poncho & it seriously looks like I could just roll her around town. Poncho, a fucking poncho. "Oh, you carrying a baby under there? No? Just some big ol' titties? Sweet!"

Oh, love how used "chunky" instead of "fat"? I'm trying to be all politically correct & shit.
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Hey, anonie: there's some fuzz on this carpet here if you're looking for something equally meaningful to bitch about.
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Put some racooon tails n' on that shizz. STAT.
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Yeah, I've never seen a woman of color sporting an obnoxiously patterned outfit.
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GEOMETRY TEACHERS GONE WILD