This is Not How the Story Ends

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Too many psycho women in this town.
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If Sylvia Plath had a hot makeout session with Emily Dickinson, don't mind me, I'm just daydreaming so I won't read this post again trying to think of something to say about it.
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Someone definitely needs to drink more.
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Maybe part of the problem is that you keep fucking everything?
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Todd - Since when do you say things about posts? I thought you just pulled a non sequitur out of a hat and went with it? You may be clever, but you have GOT to learn to focus!
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Fuck unambiguity.
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Are you even vegan?
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IS THAT A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR MOUTH, ASSHOLE??
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You came clean to some dude and he said “No.” It seems pretty clear that this person doesn’t want you, pursuing him is just going to ruin your family-like relationship.

If you like him so much, then see POF or OkCupid for additional options besides the guy who doesn’t want you.
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ForWhomTheBellTrolls, you are Mosiah 12:5, last three words.
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This is swiped from Etheridge Knight's "Feeling Fucked Up," with some of the words changed around — decidedly not for the better. Changed "smack and pot" to "beer and pot," changed "Coltrane" to "Adele" (what a lousy trade that was!) and removed the part about "fuck joseph fuck mary fuck
god jesus and all the disciples." Hey, it's like a softened, Creative Writing class version with no credit given. Awesome!
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Ugh, however did you get someone to date you in the first place??! Get a hobby, gain some confidence - distract yourself with something other than your self pity. (Body shiver) It's repulsive.
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What did tomatoes ever do to you?
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It’s one thing if all they do is say no, and you keep them in your heart to peruse maybe after some time goes by. It’s a completely different thing when they call you family. AND It’s very insulting to those who write poetry to find out you settled for plagiarism.
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Yeah, I can't stand Adele either.
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seems like this woman expressed her romantic failure to this arena and got what she deserved.

i expected nothing less.

It takes balls to say you got dumped but if you try to couch it in Walt Whitman terms you set yourself up. This arena will gash you a new gash.

bet nobody else posts their romantic failures here for at least 72 hours. The tide will wash your gore away from the sea shore Anon. Next time try some hard stops between sentences instead of spanning clauses.
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"I love him and he told me no." and done.
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This woman sounds like a nut job to me. Tell whoever that guy is to run far far away. Farther than that even.
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Poorly-executed plagiarism fail.