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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Who Does This?

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Jan 23, 2013 at 4:38 PM

I subscribe to a car sharing company. Yesterday after I parked and was gathering my stuff, I did the usual reach under seat. I pulled out one of those plastic clear christmas candy cane tubes, the kind usually filled with crappy generic m&m's. Nasty candy.
So here I am, just after twilight pulling this out into what light was left. I can see there is something in it but am not sure what, cash? Weed? I pounded it into my fist a couple times and gently pulled out a gross ass pair of bloody underwear. A distinct foul smell followed.

I dropped them and the candy cane onto the ground and took a step back. Fuck. Now have to pretty much cut my hands off.
I started across the street to find someplace to scrub my funk off. I got 3 houses down when some old guy starts with "hey, ya dropped something over there". "oh, I know, I'll be right back in a sec. I didn't go back. Thanks gross pantie lady.

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