Who Does This?

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1
Portland women. Need I say more?
2
Hey now, she coulda been from Crackamus County or Vantucky.
3
Is an hour of car share cheaper than a night at Motel 6?

Now that Portland has bike share, are you going to be sniffing the bike seats before taking a ride?
4
You'd have to pay 10,000 yen for those in Japan (if you could find the right vending machine).
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@1: No, you need not say any more. Ever.
6
Big deal. Who doesn't leave bloody panties in a car-share? Mark the rental's cleanliness "frowny face level II" on your smartphone and move on.
7
Most women just keep those & call 'em "period panties". What a waste I money!
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But yes, you should indeed chop your hands off now. That was a good idea.
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Oh, and leaving them laying in the street is classy?
10
Can we just all agree that leaving underwear (bloody or otherwise) in public spaces is disgusting and definitely not okay?
11
How about that bloody horse head in the bed, in the movie, "The Godfather"? Personally, on special occasion, when having to do business with crooks who are trying to screw me, I like to carry in my right hand trouser pocket, an unsealed baggy, containing a little surprise. When the most deserving slime ball extends his hand in greeting, I hand him the nice, big, fat, dripping wet, freshly butchered, beef heart.
12
Worst...promotion...ever.

They used to leave little snacks and coupons for free stuff in the door side pockets. I guess the honeymoon is over.
13
I've done this with spent condoms into empty american spirit packs.
14
HA HA, fuckin' dummy! WHY would someone stick cash or weed in some xmas candy cane and leave it under the seat of a rent-a-car? Maybe NEXT time you'll THINK! Here's hoping you don't catch syphilis, dumbfuck.
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Dumbfucks catch syphillis with direct contact with sores, not panties. You are the dipshit here dude^
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Sounds like someone here knows alittle bit more about syphilis than the rest of us. That by personal experience?
dude^