We work together at a restaurant (cough) French food (cough) and I'm not sure you ever wash your clothes or even wear deodorant. I get it, you just finished school and you've been doing this serving gig for a long while now. I totally get it, man. Money is tight. But seriously, you really smell bad. I don't know, maybe you think because we sell french cuisine we should be "au natural" like the Parisians? Oui oui? No, no. Please get rid of the stench. I'm very close to speaking to our boss about it & I'm choosing this way to tell you becaus you are a tad bit too intense for my liking.
Signed, guy who showers and wears deodorant.