Unusual Pets That Are Seriously No More Ridiculous Than That Idiot Who Carries Around a Ferret
Why do you all insist on exiting at the front of the bus? You fuck up the normal flow of boarding but no one here seems to notice, they just stand there stupidly and block the sidewalk. Unless you are elderly, infirm, or with child exit at the back of the bus like every other fucking bus system in the U.S. of A. Or is this just how the white, entitled population of Portland does it? Thankfully I just got a car and don't have to deal with you idiots anymore.
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