Do Not Say Anything to Me About Valentine’s Day

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BOO! LUV U!
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Oooh, was it wafflehouse smother girl? Creepy!
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I truly feel for you IA. You have a stage 1 clinger, the only fix is also what will break her heart and so far you've tried to avoid that but eventually she'll force you to do just that because she's clueless. Just get it over with, soak the bridge in fuel and toss the match. Some people only learn the hard way.
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Tell her you're a Republican.
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Offer to pay for her Republobotomy.
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Oh shit... too close to home. I'm glad she doesn't read the Merc.
7
Can we go back to hipster/hygiene/cyclist/driver posts?
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Tall biker reaching out. A shame.