Oh you poor repressed little man. Not only is this the only arena you can be honest, but now you've sold out your "friends" as well. This is something you've shown time and time again you do very easily. If you would just be honest with me, just once, I wouldn't have to resort to these kinds of things to crack your pseudo-intellectual dark chocolate shell and reach your emotionally stunted nougat center. What I'm building takes people who are honest with each other, people who aren't afraid to do the right thing for other people, even though it may hurt them or make them uncomfortable. I had put up with so much mental, emotional, real abuse from your "friends" that I stopped talking to them, not the other way around. I have a lot of great men in my life, good men, caring men. Men who put up with a lot of bullshit from me so I can help out you and your kin.(That's right! I'm not desperate either, I just don't tell you about them!) Its amazing what happens when you give people just enough kindness to.make them think you care. I guess I ended up learning a lot from you after all. I wasn't even considering talking you on the corporate holiday. You must be confusing me for the vapid Disney princesses you end up with. Besides, I knew you would be too busy throwing sapiosexual chum out into the internet for these cold, hollow, shallow sharks to devour. I don't want to be your enemy, but I swear on my weave that you make it just about impossible to be your friend.
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