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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Can You Just Do Single Girls a Solid?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 3:18 PM

For fuck sakes!
To whom the married bitches concern;

Stay the fuck off dating sites! Twice this year I’ve been misled by men who chose to chime in on the whole dating thing, and willfully still married “for the kids.” I don’t want to date you shitballs, I don’t. Single people are NOT desperate enough to take sloppy seconds from the “EX” while you still live together, or want to get mixed up in your “don’t text me after ten” bullshit drama. Unless there’s a shortage on penis out there, single girls will not give you the time of day. You’re wasting your time, and here’s a big fat valentines fuck you, for wasting mine!

Just do us a favor Douche Bigalow, get a fucking divorce first, would ya?

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