Yeah yeah yeah, I see it. You want me to see it. Your young bubble butt is even more puffier. Yay. You are soooo important; even in your service industry job, that you must have it ready to go at all times.....
I see you texting/instagramming whatever in the bussing section while we are all wanting a refill of water/coffee/booze..
How are you going to pay that phonebill if your tips are so shitty from you being too busy sharing neck tattoo photos than actually working?

I remember when it was a "goody comb" in the back pocket, Greg Kihn on the jukebox, and mullets were the tough guy look.

Oh and your stretched lobes need decrusting......