Today I saw a guy pull his motorcycle onto a sidewalk and stand there poking at his smartphone. Fuck you! Moto cops too.
Furthermore, why do you think it's "okay" to park your overcompensationcycle on the sidewalk when you go shopping / drinking / clubbing? If you're afraid to park it in the street, afraid of it getting scratched— some biker badass you are. Toughen up, nancy.
Your "cafe racer" looks like shit, rides like shit, and only proves that you can point a can of flat black paint at a stationary object. Any dumbshit can fix what is essentially a lawnmower engine and doodle a skull onto the gas tank. Von Dutch you ain't.