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Monday, February 25, 2013
There is a Special Place in Hell For You
Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Feb 25, 2013 at 1:00 PM
To the fuckers who walked out on a $200 tab, fuck you, you fucking fucks. You know who has to pay for that? ME, your waitress. You know what happens if I dont pay for that? I get bullied by my management, suspended and then fired/forced to quit. I chose the former option but didn't make enough money during my 8 hour shift to pay for your shitty wine and overcooked steak. I HAD TO USE MY CREDIT CARD. Which means I will be receiving a little reminder of the worst shift of my life in the form of a credit card bill. You are scum. You deserve to be ripped, limb from limb and fed to wild dogs you stinking sacks of shit.
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