I'm not sure if I'm making myself a target by writing an I, A - but here we go - last night, I was fucking stood up.
Yes, it was going to be our first date - we met online. We've texted and talked on the phone. You made the reservation in YOUR name. I arrived, waited ten minutes, texted you. Waited ten more minutes, called you. Then left.
Fucking rude. I felt like an asshole. It was embarrassing. I told the waiter it was a blind date of sorts - a first date from an online service. He kept checking in with me. When I finally bailed, paid for my glass of wine and told him that I guess I was being stood up, I could see the fucking pity in his eyes. It sucked. You're a shitty person.