White Girl Walking on Broken Glass

Comments

1
Just be glad Annie Lennox wasn't coming the other way.
2
Your paranoia has gotten the better of you. This hyper-consciousness is actually one reason I like Portland. Definitely living in a bubble, though.
3
Why were you wearing toe shoes?
4
Next time walk through the glass you fucking racist.
5
Guess the black man doesn't get a broken-glass warning
6
Gotta love white guilt.
7
Not penitential enough, you should've shouted "I'm wearing toe shoes!" and then pepper-sprayed yourself.
8
Todd for zinger of the week
9
I'll bet you $5 this happened in the Mississippi area.
10
Man, I knew ballerinas were fucking crazy, but walking around outside at night in your toe shoes? THAT is probably what the dude was eyeing you about.
11
Wait, are we talking about ballet toe shoes, or those awful rubber shoes that are shaped like bare feet? Either way they should come lined with broken glass when you buy them.
12
Black guy at the Black Keys concert. I kept glancing at him to make sure everything was still cool. I would hate to be disrespectful of his peoples' music.