I was undressing to take a shower after my workout. The locker room was empty, but you came close. It was a little weird, but I ignored my instincts.
I came out after a refreshing shower and sauna to find that my wallet was gone. Another woman informed me she saw you riffling in my items.
You got away with eight dollars, a credit card (immediately cancelled) and everything you could ever want to know about me but can't use. You see all those old ID's in that wallet approximately 15 years old? Yeah that is all my memories. That's what you got away with, I am not rich, never have been, unless you count my wealth of ID's. I want them back!
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