How dare you chide me for my sex life when you have no idea what you are talking about. Working for Sub Pop does not give you the right to be a confrontational jerk. If I would have known your precious artist had a life partner, I would not have been seeing that person every time their band played a show in town since August. Though, if I hadn't been seeing your precious artist, I would not have met you and I would not have learned to save loads of money by not buying Sub Pop records. While I have a lot of friends who play in bands on your label and have been a Sub Pop artist fan since I can remember, I will buy your records sparingly knowing that my money goes to self-righteous scumbags like you.
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