I have faked a college degree to get jobs, faked urine tests to obtain said jobs and lied to everyone around me about it. I've racked up massive amounts of debt and even forged my grandfather's signature to expedite a loan. I've ignored parking tickets, written bad checks, and maxed out credit cards. I might be labled a con artist, but really I'm a cheapskate who has looked to cut corners at every opportunity with complete disregard of anyone else. This is all now coming back to haunt me and if my daddy doesn't bail me out, I'll probably be in prison in the near future. Crime doesn't pay.
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