Fuck the Environment, I'm Exercising


I work in the clean energy field, but I also have little patience for those with Greener Than Thou attitudes. It's not a competition.
I would murder someone and compost their body if they pulled that shit when I'm working out.
This is the third I, A using the word chide..

Let’s thesaurus this bitch for you, to give you more options, eh?

Chide; to criticize (someone) usually gently so as to correct a fault

Related Words; berate, castigate, chew out, dress down, flay, harangue, jaw, keelhaul, lambaste (or lambast), lecture, rail (at or against), rate, scold, score, upbraid; abuse, assail, attack, bad-mouth, blame, blast, censure, condemn, criticize, crucify, denounce, dis (also diss) [slang], excoriate, fault, knock, lash, pan, reprehend, slam; belittle, deprecate, disparage, minimize, mock, put down; deride, ridicule, scoff, scorn

“Chide” doesn’t make you sound smart! If that’s your I, A signature word, well it’s fucking stupid, and i stopped reading your post once i saw it AGAIN, in yet another I, A.
Say "squat," or say "jack shit." "Jack squat" is an abomination.
Is "Intense lights off elliptical session" a euphemism for vigorously masturbating in the dark?
"I don't want a lecture on being an eco-hippie."

You moved to the wrong town. And this is the Green Microgym on Alberta isn't it?
And here I thought 24 hr fitness was lame...
Well, we all had to know that it was a eliptical session or else we wouldn't understand squat.
Gyms attract very aggro personalities. You'll live a much happier life buying a bike and some dumbbells for home than you ever will going to a gym. Promise.
I like to work out with the lights off. Who wants bright lights in their eyes when they're getting their cardio on?

EDIT: I just noticed disastronaut's comment. The answer is maybe, but I'm referring to "spinning." (God that's a stupid word for riding a stationary bike.) The bikes tend to be in small, separate rooms where the lights are 1. controllable and 2. a lot closer to eye-level relative to the main floor.

tl;dr: pointless shit
Fuck wherever it is you have a membership and come to the rock gym. You won't have to deal with that shit and climbing is hella fun.
^^and it ROCKS!