There's a Ton of Dull White Ennui, Though!
I was at the bus stop last night (3/13/13) and saw you get out of your shiny black beamer and take a swing at the poor confused hippie on the bike. I am thinking he got too close to your car or God forbid, actually touched it with his bike. He didn't look too with it I must admit but it is not an excuse for you to get out, stop traffic, take a swipe at someone and behave like a complete fucking asshole. I got your license plate and I CALLED THE POLICE AND REPORTED YOUR DICK ASS.
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