I'm outside having recess with my 4th/5th grade class on Friday morning. They're running relay races when you come by with your dog on a leash. While leashed you let your dog take a massive piss on my girl's jackets. Are you serious? What kind of weird low life would do something like that? Thanks for providing yet another opportunity to discuss with my students the varied and often baffling state of human nature. Oh, and go fuck yourself.
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