Ok. I get it. Ha ha ha ha ha. You poop and then wipe up the last bittles of your shit flakes flakes onto the hanging roll. Then you roll it up.
So when I go in to crap, the first 5 or so sheets is your last duke. Really gross.
It's a new classic in the making but take it to a bar or somewhere else. Don't do it l at work where pooping is a serious sport.,
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