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Monday, March 18, 2013
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Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Mar 18, 2013 at 12:14 PM
Burgerville. Let me get this straight. You guys claim to be locally-sourced, sustainable, bla bla blah. That's all fine and good. But you are a bunch of gd liars. You see those photos on your menu boards? Would it kill you to even attempt to make your food resemble what you're advertising? Because, honestly, at the exorbitant prices you charge for your so-called fantastic fast food - it is either fantastic, nor fast. I got a cheeseburger last week that looked like it had been run over by a car accompanied by a bag of cold, limp fries. All served with a vacant stare. Never again.
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