Satirizing Portland and More with State Fair of the Union
Dear 17 year olds practicing your skateboarding: No. I do NOT want to be in your video. No, please don't dedicate your next "trick" to me. I don't care if you can land an ollie. And please, please do not holler suggestive remarks at me as I walk past you on the street. On my way back from the post office I seriously considered walking the long way just to avoid the mild uncomfortableness of being hollered at. Was that the point? Do you like making women feel uncomfortable? Is that the secret to feeling like a BIG MAN? I wish I'd offered to put my number in your phone just so I could have called your mom to tell her what a disgrace you are to your family, your gender, and your entire species. Yuck.
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