All you fucks, up and down 39th. What is with all the lane changing recklessness and over all aggro bullshit. You mother fuckers, we ALL arrive at the light at the same time.
And you sneaky little jerkoffs who angle for the quick route to a left turn on 39th and Halsey last minute style: I'm the assholle who will eventually have you hit my car. Yes, I slow down and wait and make sure to do it right.
There will be a fight if you keep it up, and I will win......bitch
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