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Sunday, March 31, 2013

Insecure Fuck Working at Sex Shop

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Mar 31, 2013 at 8:13 PM

Me and my girls came into your shop looking to buy some wigs. My friend drawn to the blue one on display reached for it. You came yelling at us across the store for touching the wig. You then kicked us out because we "keep touching stuff". Word of advice, you might want to post a sign saying " DO NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING WIGS!!!" Of all the things we could have done to get kicked out of a sex shop, it was touching a wig. I want to thank you though because we are still laughing about it. Laughter does the soul good, you should try it sometime, but you might want to remove the stick out of your ass first.

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