Neighbor, I get it. The walls separating our apartments are thin. I understand that I am going to hear you sometimes.. What I don't understand is why you insist on having your bed against the wall that we share? I know your apartment is set up just like mine and there is plenty of room on the other side. Almost daily I am treated to the sounds of not only your angry fight-fucking, but the sound of your bed scraping against the wall. It sounds like you are sanding something! At first it was funny, but now it's just really annoying. Please move your bed.
Move Your Goddamn Bed!
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