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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Ode to Joy, You Cute Little Fucker You!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Apr 4, 2013 at 2:54 PM

I find it fascinating when people use the word fuck as verb, adj, or noun. It’s a great add on to any declaration, that can work in any situation, when ever called upon. Except when you’re a fucking nine year old, in line at a fucking grocery store, with your fucking mother next to you, who doesn’t fucking stop you from saying it over and fucking over.

Dear cute little fuckers mom,

The old lady who was in front of you, had every right to look at you dead stare, and express how fucking horrible you are for allowing his fucking repeat to continue. The highlight for me witnessing this conversation, was when she asked if you had your tubes tied. Your vagina is a derogatory mass, and grandma approves this message!

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