Dear Apartment Manager,
Thanks for calling me at work to say there's been some complaints of dog shit in the yard area, (I am the dog owner), yet when you inspect the yard area you see zero evidence; but you must issue a warning because there was a complaint.
You felt it necessary to issue a warning because a second warning warrants a $75 fee. Just a "fyi call" to ruin my fucking day and piss me off??
Ummm... fuck you. I clean up after my dog. You saw zero evidence of dog shit. We've never had a cross word except when you entered my apartment without warning and I chewed your ass out when my neighbor brought it to my attention.
I wish the market was better so I could move, but I love the unit, the neighbors and the location.
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