If you ask me for something, ask yourself, what the fuck do I owe you? And to you god damn enablers that feel these productive members of society are entitled to a handout, why don't you let them stay in your spare guest room? If you can afford a puppy pitbull sporting a Kelty pack with a Sierra Nevada tent, you might want to reevaluate your finances and minimize expenditures. So, instead of American Spirits get a pack of Pall Malls you junkie.
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